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Fletch blog 3/3/08

The 5 characters you’ll meet at… the Home Products Show

Did you go this weekend? If you did,  you certainly ran into several of these. Heck, there's a good chance that you are one of these. 
  • The Know It All Guy:  He’s so good at home improvement, you wonder why he goes to the show. He’s got some advice for every exhibitor, including his own secret techniques for making their products work better…
  • The Dreamer: The guy or gal with great dreams for home improvement but absolutely no skill whatsoever. That new home theatre setup in the basement will forever just be a dream.
  • The Touch Everything Woman:  She’s got her hands all over everything. Carpeting and countertops are understandable, but it starts getting weird when she’s running her fingers through the fiberglass insulation and the bathroom fixtures…
  • The Free Sample Guy: Gotta get that free mini mosquito patio candle and the laundry room air freshener
  • The Emergency Room Visit Waiting to Happen: He’s never driven a straight nail, but still is inspired by all the home improvement possibilities and acquires a very false sense of ability which almost assuredly leads directly to the ER…
  • The Drag-along Spouse/Child:  They look like they’re having about as much fun as the people stuck on I-90 during the blizzard.
  • The Crotchety Guy:  The Home Product Show is clearly at the wrong show for him. He probably thought he was attending the Velcro shoes show, since that’s what he’s wearing…

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