"Holiday Gift Tag"
To: You, my best friend
"You don't like it, take it back!"
From: A stressed shopper
 
"End Result"
Powerball is huge!
I'll scrape change off my car floor.
My car will be clean.
 
"November in Wisconsin"
I don't know fashion,
But at this time of the year,
We dig out blaze orange.
 
"Sherman/Sapp"
Tempers were flaring.
Warren will not get a fine.
Let's move on people!
 
"Billy Schroeder Is Gone"
At first I was sad.
Watching him play at Lambeau,
Now I am happy.
 
"Freezing Family"
Heat bills will go up.
Here's a way to keep toastie,
Huddle together.
 
"Jeff's Haiku"
Happy Bosses Day!
You are the best boss I have.
This is your present.
 
"Tuesday Election"
Time to cast your vote.
I'm most looking forward to,
No more mud slinging!

"Dana's Prediction"
Colors are popping
and there's a chill in the air.
Fall is here to stay.
 
"We Won"
Packers and Da Bears.
Always a fight to the END.
Ours remains intact.
 
"Schools Without Air"
I would close school, too.
With the heat of yesterday,
Dead space in MY brain
 
"Draggin'"
No sleep, thunderstorms.
It's an extra caffeine day.
Big bangs in my head.
 
"Elvis Observation"
Anywhere you go,
When Elvis comes up we say,
"Thank you very much."
 
"Doing My Part"
Labor Day Weekend.
Trying for a brat record.
I'll eat one or two.
 
"How low will it go?"
The rain dances worked.
Is there a stock market dance?
No more "Limbo Rock."
 
"Corpse Flower"
The flower will bloom;
Quite an odorous beauty.
Clothespin your nose shut.
 
"Discovery"
If plants grow in space,
Will WE live there at some time?
I would weigh much less.
 
"Aretha"
Why won't you be here?
You cancelled your Blues Fest show.
We hope all is well.
 
"Yeah Me!"
I can do some stuff.
Tear down molding, change outlets,
Look out Bob Villa!
 
"Rain!"
Did you do a dance?
Did you wash your vehicle?
My lawn says "Thank you."
 
"Day Dream of Summers Past"
Finally Summer!
I'll Sleep then play, sleep then play.
I'll never grow up!
 
"I'm Like Dad"
We have the same teeth.
We like being on his boat.
We take naps often.
 
"Monday 'Spring Ahead' Optimism"
We're not losing time.
We'll get out of work sooner,
since 4 will be 5.
 
"Fishing With Dana"
I won't touch the fish.
Keep my hands clean for my drink.
Drinks aren't as slimy.
 
"Casey FitzRandolph"
After inspection,
and it was a long, hard stare,
Casey's teeth......PERFECT!
 
"No Sleep"
I like thunderstorms;
when they fit in my schedule.
Tonight I need rest.
 
"St. Patrick's Day"
Parade is Sunday.
I have green, but not a coat.
I'll buy Packer gear!
 
"Pay attention, Dana"
Be more observant!
Sometimes I live in a cave.
When did gas go up?
 
"Anniversary Positive"
A year with you, Fletch.
Thank you for rescuing me.
I love being home!
 
"Anniversary Flip Side"
A year with you, Fletch.
Can you see all my gray hair?
Did you make it grow?
 
"UW Basketball"
He's coach of the year.
Last year we said, "Who is he?"
HE is Bo Ryan.

"Time Flies"
Anniversary.
What does that word mean to me?
I've been here a year.
 
"PMA"
Apartment living.
Ten inches of snow could fall.
Me, no shoveling.
 
"Excuse"
The warm front waited.
Maybe today I'll go out.
I should go shopping.
 
"Weekend is Coming"
Rise and shine, Dana.
Yes your bed is comfy, but.......
Get up!  It's Friday!
 
"Not Quite Spring"
Robins had been seen.
Now cold has returned with snow.
It cracked my windshield.
 
"Plea to Mike"
Freeman and Levens.
The Pack could lose either man.
ALWAYS keep Vonnie!
 
"Feb. 14th"
Perfect Valentine?
It's all about the candy.
Any kind will do.

"Fat Tuesday #1"
Start with chocolate.
Then on to chips and French fries.
I LOVE Fat Tuesday!
 
"Fat Tuesday #2"
A day to indulge.
Eat 'til you're full, then eat more.
That's me everyday.
 
"Snow!"
White stuff coming down.
After wiping off my car,
I was a snowman.
 
"Dry Skin"
My ears itch like mad!
I want to stick things in them.
Have an extra pen?
 
"Neil Diamond"
It's Neil's birthday now.
I love his shiny outfits.
They must be heavy.
 
"Warm Winter"
Kites on Ice or land?
It is still too soon to tell.
Thursday we will know.
 
"Elvis' Birthday"
Today's your day, King.
I know you're singing somewhere.
How 'bout at my house?
 
"Cheer Up"
Sun deprivation.
Packers won, yet I feel strange.
I should spend money.
 
"Charlie Shortino's Birthday"
Have a happy day.
I hear today's your birthday.
So, how old are you?
 
"Elvis"
I love your sideburns
and the way you swing your hips.
Happy Birthday King!
 
"Post Office Visit"
A line out the door.
Holding a heavy package,
my arms were Jell-O.
 
"Winter Wisdom"
Now it's getting cold.
Keep you car's gas tank half full.
Keep your parts covered!
 
"Day After Turkey Day"
Did you shop too much?
Is that even possible?
Less than a month left.
 
"Unexpected"
Quite a change today.
A record high yesterday.
This morning I froze.
 
"Winter Parking"
Ten dollar ticket.
Restrictions will be enforced.
Park oddly tonight.
 
"Battle of the Talking Heads"
Thanks TV People.
You are more than "talking heads."
You have bodies, too.
 
"November 2001"
A bright sunny day.
Although it feels like late Spring,
the trees are naked.
 
"Optimism"So I had to scrape,
so it's under seventy,
good news, it's Friday!
 
"Computer Crash"
Oh technology.
We love you when you work right.
Otherwise, we don't!
 
"Halloween"
Way too much candy.
Trick or treaters, I had none.
I'll eat it myself!
 
"Fear"
I was all alone.
Scary movies in the dark.
That was not too smart.
 
"Fall Back"
Time change Saturday.
Can't we just turn clocks half way?
Then, no more changing.
 
"Identity Crisis"
What are these Beetles?
Trying to be Lady Bugs?
Lady Bugs DON'T BITE!
 
"Scraping"
Don't be a Dana.
Wear gloves when you scrape.
My finger tips froze.
 
"Go Pack!"
Monday night Football.
I think the Packers can win,
It's cold in Green Bay.
 
"Fall 2001"
Beautiful weekend.
The leaves' colors are changing.
Red, orange, and yellow.
 
"Who am I?"
What is in a name?
Madana or Madonna.
Millions of dollars.
 
"Packers"
I am very proud.
Vonnie had two awesome sacks!
He is the greatest.
 
"Heat 2001 #3"
Dear Mother Nature,
I want to turn off my air.
Relief is coming?
 
"Driving"
Chicago traffic.
Fifty minutes, five miles!
I missed the Beltline.
 
"Heat 2001 #2"
WOW, what a heat wave!
Record highs through out the state.
I ate popsicles.

"Heat 2001"
Boy it is hot out!
I think I'll jump in the lake.
Wait, there's no lifeguard.