"Power Outage Reason"
Flames below the earth.
Is it the end of the world?
No, electric stuff.
 
"Hockey Haiku Contest"
In the bitter cold,
Bundle up, then lace 'em up.
Hockey With Rocky!
 
"Favorite New Term"
Sunshine and snowfall?
My brain cannot comprehend.
Steve says it's "ice fog."
 
"Veteran's Day 2004"
Words are not enough.
I wish I could hug you all.
My gesture of thanks.
 
"New signs at the Kohl"
We look like the pros.
Too much to distract my brain.
Senses overlo..
(my brain crashed)

"Madison Fraternities"
We don't play loud tunes.
We don't get drunk and rowdy.
It's that food cart guy!
 
"Badger Football 2004"
Minnesota game.
Please...number 9, number 9 (spoken in the style of the Beatles)
Strive for the top bowl.
 
"Dana's Marathon Thoughts"
I'm winning the race!
Who's that guy jumping at me?
He owes me a gold.

"Summer?"
Finally it's warm.
Temps have been above the norm.
Just in time for Fall.
 
"Olympic Viewing"
Why do I do this?
I know the results, then watch.
Where is the drama!?

"Kitty Watching"
Don't you hiss at me.
You're having displaced anger.
Teeth in your mouth, please.
 
"Happy Birthday, Fletch (fill in name)"
I bought you nothing.
I hope you like poetry.
Have a great birthday.
 
"Bad Hair Month"
Wear hats all the time.
Pretend it's a new style,
Or just chop it off!
 
"End of the School Year"
The last week of school.
What should I do this summer?
Sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep.
 
"Paul is 62 Haiku"
When you're 64.
You know I will still love you.
Forget that Heather!
 
"More than Brats at Brat Fest"Memorial Day.
We'll take time at 3 PM.
Pause to remember.
 
"Mallard's Home Opener"
Cheer on the home team.
Go quacking on the Duck Pond.
Eat lots of hot dogs.
 
"Lost and Found"
Cash, Keys, bowling balls.
What sewer find would you keep?
I'm tossing the teeth!
 
"Identification Process"
Green fluid on floor.
I think radiator stuff.
It smells like cat breath.
 
"March 29, 2004"
Trying to block out
That we lose sleep this weekend.
Time to spring ahead.
 
"Market Walking"
Dirty looks and words.
Possibly a bump or bruise,
If you walk clockwise.
 
"March is Good"
Eat Girl Scout Cookies.
St. Pat's Day and Spring occur.
Eat Girl Scout Cookies.
 
"2004 NCAA Tourney"
Buh-bye now Badgers.
Though I am sad, there's good news.
I picked Pitt to win.
 
"Winter Dryness"
My car gives me shocks.
My skin is dry, my hands crack.
Moisturizer stings.
 
"Sales Everywhere"
It's President's Day!
Happy birthday George and Abe.
Let's all go shopping.
 
"New Year Resolution"
'04 closing in.
I resolve to eat more sweets.
I will stick to that.
 
"1st Winter Storm, 2004"
I am thankful that
The snow is light and fluffy;
I don't have sidewalks.
 
"Confusion"
Wisconsin winter.
One day the Harley is out.
The next, down parka.
 
"Last Minute Shopper"
Don't get frustrated.
You brought it all on yourself.
A list can help out.
 
"Veterans"
Unselfish and brave.
You helped to protect us all.
Thanks for our freedom.
 
"Good Decision"
Phones that take pictures.
Some are saying, "Don't go there"
There: the locker room.
 
"Media Circus"
Kobe on trial.
All I need is the verdict.
Tell me when it's done.
 
"Could Be Worse"
Rain blowing sideways.
If that rain would have been snow,
I'd be stuck at home.
 
"Oct. 14th Lunchtime"
Call Ginger today.
Request songs, play trivia.
Say Happy Birthday!
 
"Ferry Fairy"
Merrimac Ferry.
If you had magic powers,
you could fix yourself.
 
"Silver Carp"
Carp flying at you!
Fishing is a contact sport?
Put on a helmet.
 
"They're Everywhere!"
Asian Lady Bugs
They're stinky when you squish them.
The skunks of the sky.
 
"Antonio"
Will fans be happy
if Freeman wears green and gold?
I will cheer for him.
 
"I Miss Summer"
Summer is now over.
Leaves falling, colors changing.
Who says change is good?
 
"If Power Went Out"
In the Sear's Tower
Over 100 stair flights.
Got a parachute?
 
"Listen"
Listen.  Crunch, crunch, crunch.
It's not moring cereal,
it's grass under foot.
 
"More Dichotomy"
Love 'em and hate 'em.
Open windows in summer.
Cool Breeze, LOUD NEIGHBORS.
 
"Damp"
I do like mushrooms,
but not throughout my back yard,
sauteed for my steak.
 
"Confusion, Again"
Calendar says June.
The big Goose Bumps on my arms
seem more April-like.
 
"Paul McCartney B-day Card"
Come to Madison.
I will bake a cake for you.
Please don't bring Heather.

"Springs Window Incident"
Sitting here at work.
Watching the beautiful deer.
One is on my desk.
 
"Family Days"
Come to the circus!
If you have been called a clown,
you will fit right in.
 
"First Softball Game"
Fresh cut grass, lined fields.
Friends I haven't seen for months.
All my muscles ache.
 
 "Breakfast With Mom"
Debby Hillebrand...
she is the mom Jeff cooks for.
No more smoke alarm!
 
"Why Taxes Don't Get Done"
Procrastinators.
Some don't want to send money.
No pain reliever.
 
"What to Do?"
TV Turn-off Week
Another Alternative.
Listen to us more.
 
"March 12, 2003"
My how time does fly.
I've been here two years today.
Fletch should have brought cake.
 
"Fresh Laundry"
You may think I'm strange
I can't stop smelling myself
My scent, dryer sheets.
 
"Judging ESBMA chili cook-off"
Hard to pick my fave.
So when my tummy was full,
I ate more chili!
 
"NASCAR"
I don't know racing.
Matt Kenseth won a big race.
I am proud of you.
 
"Dichotomy Woman Strikes"
No snow, good and bad.
For winter sports it is bad,
For my back it's good.
 
"Valentine 2003"
With no Valentine,
I can buy myself something!
Lots and lots of fudge.