"Madison Fall Faves"
Leaves changing; Football
Cooler days good for napping.
Less Blue-Green Algae.
 
"The Law"
New sheriff in town.
When neighbors make you honked off,
Call Vicki's mom.

"Woodson Appology"
Ok, I was wrong.
Woodson wound up playing great,
even through the pain.
 
"Diversifying"
New slogan needed.
We're not just for UFOs;
Belleville has the blues.

"Better than Carroll, But"
Who's that Woodson guy?
He almost tackled someone.
What's his job again?
 
"6/6/06"Energy changes.
Don't be afraid of today.
Do good deeds instead.

"Picking Time"
The harvest begins.
Red dots covering the fields.
Strawberry heaven.
 
"Water"
My mother got sick.
So I drink spring or bottled.
Remember Crypto?

"Memorial Day Gas"
How far will you go?
Come to my house, it's not far.
Shop the rummage sale.

"April Showers"
Worms on the driveway.
There are worms on the sidewalk.
Worm homes are flooded.
 
"Warm Spring Walk"
Smells of the season.
They're having chicken, them, steak.
Be neighborly...share.

"Oscar Dillusion"
Red carpet not red!
It's a shade of burgandy.
Is Hollywood fake?

"Really Foggy"
I can't see a thing.
Wind can help dissipate fog.
Everybody blow!
 
"Nothing Elaborate 2/14"
Hope you remember
So you don't rhyme with "Cupid."
Just Say, "Hey, love ya!"

 "Dana: Lake Monona Chicken"
Polar Plunge cancelled.
Frigid weekend is over.
Still not jumping in.
 
"Best of Luck Calhoun"
Leaving us so soon?
One great year better than none.
Hope for you, round one.
 
"No Snow Dane County"
Snow is North and South.
We live in the brown middle;
Like a snow sandwich.
 
"$340 Million"
Spend and donate funds.
Pay off house, buy a new car.
Remember Dana.

"Thank you Barry (Alvarez)"
From Badger Alum:
We lost when I started here.
You came and we won.
 
"Mc Kenzie's Return"
I'm a huggy type.
I will not yell nasty things;
But no open arms.

"007 Announcement"
Who is Daniel Craig?
I like Roger Moore the best,
But I would keep Pierce.
 
"Siphoning Energy"
Don't target me, man!
The tank isn't full these days.
Not much fuel either.

 "My Exciting Vacation"
Picking Raspberries.
Dancing at a fun wedding.
Sleeping and eating.
 
"Amy and Dana's Rain Dance"
Your arms to the sky.
Rain drops fall from finger tips.
Ground is awakened.

 "Shuttle Repairs"
Floating out in space.
Computers, air tight space suit,
Oh yeah, the hack saw.
 
"Anger/Surprise, Grady"
You had words for Hunt.
Be the BIG man that you are.
Honor your contract.
 
 "Super Power Possibility"
If I had power,
I would like to slow down time;
At least when I sleep.
 
"Bratfest Directions"Have money ready.
One brat for you, one for me.
Eat and then repeat.
 
 "Blue-Green Alge"
Money making scheme.
Personal water test kit.
Is there a patent?
 
"Vacation Excuse"
Sometimes we must leave
To appreciate our home.
Disney, here I come!
 
 "Lake St. Ramp"
Cops better find him.
The top public enemy.
Turkey on the lamb.
 
"Rod Questions"
Scheduling conflict?
Are we not good enough, Rod?
What is your deal man?!?
 
 "Fabio is 44"
Hey Fab, cut your hair!
Even Michael Bolton did.
It's time to grow up.
 
"Born in the car"
Had me in the car.
Mom has to tell that story.
I will never date.